My work wants to kill me

Okay, they just want to smother me with Holiday wreaths. Some one mentioned that she bets her kids will get sick on Christmas Eve, and I said that I used to get sick then because of all the wreaths and trees. I'm allergic to trees and would often find myself throwing up at church because there would be so many tree parts around. Of course, they all find it amusing and want attack me with the wreath that is hanging closest to my office. Isn't it bad enough that I had an asthma attack the other week at lunch from laughing so hard, now they want to want to suffocate me with a tree. Can someone say "Christmas Spirit?"